The Armed Republic of The Sai FREE State is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 256 million Saians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sai FREE Statean economy, worth 6.66 trillion Saieias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,028 Saieias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Sai FREE Statean grocery store. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sai FREE State's national animal is the Shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Sai FREE State is ranked 87,905^th in the world and 107^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 303.09 on the Clooney Contribution Index.